I think we should shut the fuck up.Fight disinformation: Sign up for the free Mother Jones Daily newsletter and follow the news that matters. I think we didn’t do anything but watch sports bloopers while we got hammered. I checked my pants there’s no mud stains on the knees from when we were garroting Krauts in the trenches at Verdun. I went through the last ten calls on my cell phone and there’s nothing from the French, looking for muscle on a project. But I don’t remember saving the French at all. I know I blacked out a little after that fourth shot of Jägermeister last night, but I don’t remember… I know we were going through the Wendy’s drive-thru to get one of them ‘Freshetta’ sandwiches that looked so alluring on the commercial, but then we ordered it and realized we had no money, and we had to ditch out before the second window, and those douche-bags in line behind us with the bass music probably got our order and we laughed about that. If we hadn’t saved their asses in World War II, they’d be speaking German right now.’ And you go, ‘Oh, was that us?’ Was that me and you, Tommy? We saved the French? Jesus. "If you’re American you’ll go, ‘Fuck the French. Untimed bans may be lifted when the moderators are confident that you will not continue to infringe on the community rules. Violation of our rules may result in a ban from this subreddit. See the wiki for details on each rule Disallowed comments Blogspam (if stolen content/direct copy).See all of our AMA events here Worldnews Rules Disallowed submissions ![]() r/worldnews is for major news from around the world except US-internal news / US politics
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